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We need a laugh...

LadyGeveLadyGeve Posts: 1,715 Pool Champion
edited May 2015 in Off Topic
I played pool the other night with my friend.
He broke, then left the room to get a drink.
When he came back, I was on the black!
He seemed very impressed, until I lost my balance and fell off the table! :p
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Why can't you play pool with dogs that have fleas?
Cos they always scratch! :p
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This one is for MC staff...

Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Computer engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. :p
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Please post your pool related jokes here, forum rules apply. :smile:
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  • IamhopelessIamhopeless Posts: 22
    edited May 2015
    Two idiots are playing pool outdoors when one says, "Hey look, there's a dead seagull!", the other idiot looks up into the sky and says, "Where?".

    Post edited by Iamhopeless on
  • LadyGeveLadyGeve Posts: 1,715 Pool Champion
    LadyGeve wrote: »

    Please post your pool related jokes here, forum rules apply. :smile:

  • MR MISSMR MISS Posts: 547 Pool Expert
    Who will get to take the second shot in this frame of pool?

    Find out after the break.
  • IamhopelessIamhopeless Posts: 22
    Having missed so many shots in a pool game the other day, I decided to have my eyes tested and you'll never guess who I bumped into at the opticians?
    Everybody!
  • -j_a_m_e_s--j_a_m_e_s- Posts: 482
    Me: Hey, I’m setting up an All-Female Pool Tournament for Friday. Want to come help judge?
    Friend: Sure!!! What time?
    Me: They should start arriving about 8am.
    Friend: I’ll Be There!

    Friday arrives, and sure enough, my friend shows up right on time wearing a swimsuit and carrying a towel. “Where are the girls, and when did you get a pool?”
  • redkhanredkhan Posts: 1
    edited May 2015
    Hey all! My name is Humair Ali Khan and i live in Pakistan!
    Joined MC in 2009 because i heard about it on the radio! :D (how funny is that?)
    Its so surprising that i joined forums after like 5 years when i got to know about Miniclip.

    ADMIN EDIT - please don't post about cheating, and don't give out your personal details! Welcome to the forum.
    Post edited by Ohibeans on
  • syldonsyldon Posts: 64 Pool Player
    two goldfish in a tank. And the littlest one says "Don't look at me I never I could drive it."
  • IamhopelessIamhopeless Posts: 22
    edited May 2015
    Whilst cleaning my pool table a while back, I noticed a snail slithering up the side, so I removed it and kicked it to the end of the garden.

    Two years later there was a knock at the back door, when I opened it, I couldn't see anyone, then I noticed a snail on the step, "Oy!", he shouted, "What did you do that for?".
  • OhibeansOhibeans Posts: 762 admin
    MR MISS wrote: »
    Who will get to take the second shot in this frame of pool?

    Find out after the break.

    We liked this one so much, we're thinking about sharing it on our Facebook page ;)

  • The ScobesterThe Scobester Posts: 2,653 Pool Champion
  • The ScobesterThe Scobester Posts: 2,653 Pool Champion
    En route to my local pool club, I saw a woman walking slightly ahead of me.
    She began to walk faster, so I did.
    She walked even faster, so I did.
    She began running so I did!
    She started screaming so i did!!
    I don't know what we were running from, but I was absolutely terrified!!!
  • Emily DillerEmily Diller Posts: 539 Pool Expert
    And, I got Nuttin'!!! <3 :D <3
  • LadyGeveLadyGeve Posts: 1,715 Pool Champion
    You got you babes, that aint nuttin! <3 :)
  • Emily DillerEmily Diller Posts: 539 Pool Expert
    Thank LG!!! I knew I had to have Sumthin, LOL <3
  • LadyGeveLadyGeve Posts: 1,715 Pool Champion
    haha Doggy!
  • Emily DillerEmily Diller Posts: 539 Pool Expert
    U 2 Guys always make me laugh!!! Luv it!!! :* <3 :D
  • Emily DillerEmily Diller Posts: 539 Pool Expert
    <3 Now I know what to get u on ur Birthday TDoG!!! LOL <3
  • Emily DillerEmily Diller Posts: 539 Pool Expert
  • WetPotterWetPotter Posts: 216
    When is a door LIKE a Jar?
  • WetPotterWetPotter Posts: 216
    edited May 2015
    My apologies, this is a British joke, I wasn't thinking (To much Beer, yes it's midday, sue me)

    In Britain we call fruit preserve "Jam" rather than the US that call it "jelly", this is usually sold and made in jars. Ok now the colloquial scene is set:

    "When it keeps Jammin' (Jam in)"
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