I played pool the other night with my friend.
He broke, then left the room to get a drink.
When he came back, I was on the black!
He seemed very impressed, until I lost my balance and fell off the table!
Why can't you play pool with dogs that have fleas?
Cos they always scratch!
This one is for MC staff...
Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Computer engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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