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  • creativehottycreativehotty STILL THE GREAT WHITE NORTHPosts: 1,930 Pool Champion
    Hey ya'll, we ain't be talkin' at each udder likes dat... I guess dem gosh dern stereo typicals from over yonder thinks we ain't be edjamacated or sumptin'...

    u forgot reckon haha
  • Hey ya'll, we ain't be talkin' at each udder likes dat... I guess dem gosh dern stereo typicals from over yonder thinks we ain't be edjamacated or sumptin'...

    u forgot reckon haha

    changed it fer ya right directly...
  • creativehottycreativehotty STILL THE GREAT WHITE NORTHPosts: 1,930 Pool Champion
    Hey ya'll, we ain't be talkin' at each udder likes dat... I guess dem gosh dern stereo typicals from over yonder thinks we ain't be edjamacated or sumptin'...

    u forgot reckon haha

    changed it fer ya right directly...

    lol saw it, now ur talkin eh :)
  • Nanny OggNanny Ogg Growing Old DisgracefullyPosts: 10,428 Pool Forum Veteran
    Roflmao thanks Mike, I'm guessing you like lemons LOL
  • *Aurora**Aurora* Sorry, I'm a lady...Posts: 6,864 Pool Forum VIP
    "When in doubt ask yourself how much courage do you dare leave unused today."

    [Free translation of a poem]
  • *Aurora**Aurora* Sorry, I'm a lady...Posts: 6,864 Pool Forum VIP
    edited March 18
    This is a funny Poem Generator -site: www.poem-generator.org.uk

    With some keywords (lady, pink, hairy - mood: sad, gender: male) they asked me, this was the result. Enjoy!
    The Pink And Hairy Lady
    A Poem by zulu
    Whose lady is that? I think I know.
    Its owner is quite sad though.
    It really is a tale of woe,
    I watch him frown. I cry hello.

    He gives his lady a shake,
    And sobs until the tears make.
    The only other sound's the break,
    Of distant waves and birds awake.

    The lady is pink, hairy and deep,
    But he has promises to keep,
    Until then he shall not sleep.
    He lies in bed with ducts that weep.

    He rises from his bitter bed,
    With thoughts of sadness in his head,
    He idolises being dead.
    Facing the day with never ending dread.


    With thanks to the poet, Robert Frost, for the underlying structure.

    Thanks to Datamuse, whose word engine was used to complete the poem.

    The site also developed auto-praise for my poem! Neat! :D
    Auto Praise for The Pink And Hairy Lady
    "I can really relate to this. My lady is also pink, hairy and deep."
    - The Daily Tale
    "I feel sure I read a poem a bit like this last week..."
    - Enid Kibbler
    "What an evocative poem. It really conveys sadness."
    - Hit the Spoof
    "I wanted to cry after reading this poem, and it wasn't 'hello'!"
    - Zob Gloop
  • MozoidMozoid Posts: 773 Pool Expert
    An uncanny communication,
    A clue, a confirmation!
    Synchronous happenings you try to ignore,
    A coincidence, a happening,
    Knocking on your door.
    You shout:
    'who's there?'
    Comes the reply.


  • *Aurora**Aurora* Sorry, I'm a lady...Posts: 6,864 Pool Forum VIP
    Loose lips
    choose chips,
    call dibs
    on ribs.
    Mass
    on hips
    will land,
    unless
    you stand -
    firm.
    Eat grass!
  • MozoidMozoid Posts: 773 Pool Expert
    Carrion crow,
    Murder of Crows,
    Crow caught,
    Crown court,
    Crowdead house,
    Corvideo testimony,
    Crow corpse,
    Croaked.


  • طلحہ سجادطلحہ سجاد UnknownsvillePosts: 605 Pool Expert
    Tho it isn't funny, I like it :p
    Have you had a kindness shown?
    Pass it on, pass it on!
    ‘Twas not giv’n for thee alone,
    Pass it on, pass it on!
    Let it travel down the years,
    Let it wipe another’s tears;
    Till in heav’n the deed appears,
    Pass it on, pass it on!
    Henry Burton
  • G11gamingG11gaming Rounded ,Astounded.Posts: 4,485 Pool Champion
    A fruit is fated to be sliced.
    It sings before the blade,
    In joyful hope that now at last
    It's future has been made.
    The slice is swift.
    The foodie's fast!
    The rind is cut and saved.
    The pulp is squooshed and
    Squished and smashed! -
    I've heard that it's been said
    No braver lemon gave it's life.
    The memory never fades
    For citrus that resigns itself
    To become lemonade.
  • MozoidMozoid Posts: 773 Pool Expert
    That poem was bitter sweet
  • G11gamingG11gaming Rounded ,Astounded.Posts: 4,485 Pool Champion
  • MozoidMozoid Posts: 773 Pool Expert
    Juicy, full of appeal.
  • MozoidMozoid Posts: 773 Pool Expert
    In the beginning
    Was the word
    And the word
    For word
    Is word
    In the ending
    was the word
    And the word
    For word
    Was bird
    Cuz' everybody's heard about the bird
  • G11gamingG11gaming Rounded ,Astounded.Posts: 4,485 Pool Champion
    My word that poem has given me wings.
  • MozoidMozoid Posts: 773 Pool Expert
    A guest,
    A ghost,
    Aghast,
    A gust,
    You guessed,
    A geist,
    The gist,
    A gest.
  • *Cheetah Girl**Cheetah Girl* Queen Bee Posts: 3,140 Pool Champion
    Roses are red , violets are blue, I play on Miniclip , it is way to cool :)
  • kimi060845kimi060845 Posts: 955 Pool Expert
    Where are you
    Only you do I seek
    In everyone I see
    But only to find you
    Deep within me
    For you my soul
    Are my soul
    ...... mate.





  • kimi060845kimi060845 Posts: 955 Pool Expert
    Ricky was picky
    with his food
    He didn't think
    it was good
    Won't eat this
    Won't eat that
    So afraid to grow fat
    Mum baked him a pie
    But he and Georgie
    They kissed the girls
    And made them cry .

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